Cynical Meanings
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
posted by Tomas @ Sunday, August 20, 2006
3 Comments:
I can definetly relate to some of thisssss............!!!!
Good luck in Poland, and and remember:
When in Poland.....?
When in Poland... talk badly about communism... they hate it here, and they spend most of their days to discuss how cool they where defeating it and breaking free
So they don´t have the ´general secretaries of the communist party´ action figures there? Damn! I only need Brezhnev to complete my set, and I was hoping you would get it for me. But since the blasted Poles are so democratic, and all for free speech I guess I have to suffer a little more humiliation for my not so complete set.
hugs and kisses!
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